Fox Hunting is an eccentric English tradition.
And I know I shouldn’t say this…
But, it’s bloody fun.
However, before you cast judgment upon me, I feel obliged to point out that the English are not the only race to have unusual relationships with the animal kingdom.
For instance, the Spanish like dancing around bulls, the native Americans like wrestling alligators and the Chinese enjoy eating bats.
Whilst these actions seem bizarre from afar, they represent an essential, irreplaceable part of the cultures from which they were born.
The Spanish are flamboyant risk-takers who possess the capacity for lethal violence.
The native Americans lived a more ‘hands-on’ natural life than almost any other people.
And the Chinese, well, the Chinese are just weirdos.
They’ll eat anything.
Literally… anything.
Cats, dogs, bats, you name it, the Chinese will boil it alive and serve it as soup.
As thinking people, we should not be too quick to judge these quirky customs for two reasons:
Firstly, because people are defined by their traditions.
Upholding your heritage represents a glorious expression of gratitude to one’s ancestry and this behaviour should be revered not attacked.
And secondly, because we have one or two controversial conventions of our own.
You see, though it is politically incorrect to say, nothing makes a British man happier than chasing a fluffy little fox with a pack of dogs and watching it get eaten alive.
What Are The Benefits of Fox Hunting?
There are 5 very British benefits to fox hunting:
- It eradicates vermin
- It honours our ancestry and our traditions
- It reminds people that animals are losers and humans are superior to them
- It inspires a level of community comradery typically only found during war
- And finally, it annoys all of the right people
Fox Hunting UK – Who Actually Likes It?
High testosterone men.
However, the invention of the birth control pill in 1960 flooded our tap water with Estrogen.
This turned most of our men, and all of our frogs, gay.
Unfortunately, this means there are only a small number high testosterone men left in England.
These are the fox hunters.
If you desire to meet one of them, you will likely find him out on a hunt.
But be warned…
Fox Hunting is a confusing and contentious topic amongst British females.
The best women are already accustomed to the lifestyle, of course.
But it’s a tough topic for the majority of modern British girls to get on board with.
Most of our women we’re trained by David Attenborough’s documentaries, to tirelessly champion the rights of fluffy, cute animals…
This makes them want to hate the hunters.
However, despite that, they’re also instinctively, deeply attracted to violent, murderous men.
Which creates a catch-22 situation.
If you do try to convince a modern woman that fox hunting is fun, try to focus on the required attire for a hunt.
Talk to her about the opportunity to go shopping for Pinks, boots, and leather gloves.
That will probably win her over.
If not, distract her with discussions about horses and beagles.
Is Fox Hunting Illegal?
Fox hunting shouldn’t be illegal.
Fox hunting should be mandatory.
Every young Englishman should have to witness his hounds kill at least five foxes before he can be called a man.
It’s hard to imagine who could possibly disagree with this?
A few short haired, lesbian, libs no doubt.
Anyway, it was these under-fucked freaks who campaigned for decades to try and get hunting banned.
They claim they’re trying to ‘protect the foxes’.
But in reality, they’re trying to protect their own frail ego, by destroying everything good, beautiful and true.
These saboteurs hate that their natural place in the hierarchy is at the bottom.
And fox hunting, drives them crazy because its an upper-class British tradition which acts as a reminder of the tenacity of the aristocracy, the glory of our military and the beauty of English country life.
The genetic dregs of humanity despise it.
And unfortunately, the war criminal and professional traitor, Tony Blair, listened to these losers and subverted British culture by passing the Hunting Act in 2004.
This made fox hunting illegal in Britain.
The rhetoric used to justify the ban was ridiculous.
Tony Blair described fox hunting as being ‘cruel and unnecessary’.
Unlike his slaughter of 500,000 innocent women and children in Iraq, which was presumably deemed to be ‘kind and necessary’.
