The British love the Old Tyme Bulldog because they are ugly but cute, like every bloke’s first girlfriend.
Furthermore, these furry fellows are without question, the canine incarnation of former Prime Minister, Winston Churchill.
They share many similarities:
- And both are jolly, wrinkly, and deployed as the personification of ‘greatness‘
- Both would be wise to not invade France
- Both are so fat that they struggle to breath
Hmmm let’s do both, definitely both.”
The English Bulldog looks like God created a canine and then forgot to iron it.
What’s not to love?!
Very wrinkly – should increase the amount of collagen in their diet!