The traditional British Gentleman is a fantastic character enjoyed across the world. However, to be considered a true British gentleman yourself, you must enjoy smoking cuban cigars.
Well, perhaps on reflection, that’s not quite true.
You must be able to pretend that you enjoy smoking a cuban cigar.
You see, if you actually enjoy holding a tobacco-flavored cock in your mouth for hours on end, then you should be sent to sexuality conversion therapy and stripped of your citizenship.
Nobody actually likes smoking cuban cigars.
Nobody.
Not JFK, not Rudyard Kipling, and certainly not James Bond.
The only reason British people PRETEND to like smoking cuban cigars is because they’ve been brainwashed into worshipping Winston Churchill.
That overweight warmonger has been promoted by the sneaky media to such a ridiculous extent that the British now revere his every action.
But in reality, life is rarely so black and white.
So in the interest of the grey, let’s summarize:
Smoking cigars is cool, unnecessarily bombing Dresden is not.
IMAGE
Winston Churchill looks like someone shoved a cigar in a bowling ball and rolled it into number 10.
Nicotine vs violence
The Smoking Ban
Types of cigars.
Plascencia
Montecristo minis.
Cuban Cigars.
Before I go out to open the batting,