Commuting became popular in the 1970s, when the British fled their cities to escape the diversity they’re legally obligated to love.
This trend is called white flight and it led to the development of the suburbs.
A suburb is a group of houses, exclusively occupied by native white people, located 60 minutes from their place of work in the city.
However, this inconvenient location is not a problem because the British love to pretend that they enjoy commuting.
Three Excuses British People Use to Justify Commuting
1. Potential Productivity
The commuters will cunningly conceal their true feelings about commuting by bragging about how ‘productive’ their mornings are:
“I just get so much work done on the train, like, I answer so many emails! It’s actually nice to get some me time, you know? I love being able to catch up on some reading!”
These are lies.
Words whispered with a forked tongue.
I’ve seen you people on the train.
You’re not working, you’re playing Candy Crush next to a sweaty Punjabi.
2. It Gives Life’s Losers Something To Talk About
When you arrive in the offices of ZogCorp, a white middle class moron will interrupt your morning coffee, to tell you about all the different roads he took on his commute.
And he will take great pleasure in regaling you with unwanted anecdotes about his morning migration.
Maybe he took the bus?
Maybe he drove in his Prius?
Maybe he’s a massive douchebag and cycled to work?
Regardless, he will most likely mention meaningless information like:
- The lateness of his train
- The body odour of a fellow passenger
- Or perhaps the attractiveness of a woman he didn’t have the courage to talk to
Either way, the commuter is blissfully blind to the fact that all of these frustrating events are just as annoying to listen to second-hand as they were to experience first-hand.
He doesn’t care though, these are the most interesting things that will happen to him all week.
3. It Provides a False Sense of Pride
Bizarrely, the commuting types take great pride in arriving early for wage slavery.
Their jobs are meaningless, so the closest they can come to feeling like they achieved something that day, is voluntarily clocking in for longer hours than the other white-collar white-skinned slaves.
The wagies will talk at you with immense passion about how they leave the house 45 minutes earlier than necessary to avoid “the worst of the traffic”.
It’s weird.
I mean, thanks for sharing that info chap.
But here’s a quick question…
How vacant does your life have to be for that to be considered a point of pride?
Why do British People Secretly Despise Commuting?
On the face of it, the British should love commuting.
It is essentially a complex queue which they get to do twice a day.
That sounds like every British bloke’s wet dream, right?!
Wrong.
The day to day reality of commuting is far bleaker than the British let on.
The soul-crushing drudgery of the daily commute reminds middle class white people of one, big, uncomfortable reality…
That they would rather waste their life commuting than buy a house near the office and have to live near a non-white person!